B: Which one is your favorite?
K: Huh?
B: Which one is your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
K: Um. {pause} I… I don’t know that I have a favorite.
B: My favorite used to be Michelangelo, but it’s definitely Rafael now that I’ve grown up.
And there you go.
I always liked Donatello best. But he clearly had the worst weapon (although the most easily replicated).